the-darkest-carnival-unearthed

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

little-miss-clockwork
eimme:

goddammitkelly:

carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T SCREW AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…
OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.
SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

eimme
ISNT THIS YOUR SCHOOL

YUP I REMEMBER THAT GAME. I HAD LIKE 6 FRIENDS PLAYING/PERFORMING IN BAND WHEN LIGHTING STRUCK A TREE LIKE 40 FEET FROM THE FIELD. BAND KNOWS BETTER THAN TO STOP FOR SOME FUCKING LIGHTNING. THEY WAITED UNTIL THE FUCKING DRUM MAJORS RAN FOR THEIR LIVES. PROBABLY 30 SECONDS PASSED BEFORE EVERYONE STOPPED PLAYING AND RAN FOR COVER. EVEN THEN THE BAND WAS RELUCTANT. EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AROUND PANICKED LIKE, “We are in danger, but we must not break formation. We can fight the hurricane together. We can win.” YOU GUYS AREN’T IN A FUCKING JAEGER. YOU’RE A HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND. ALSO NOTE MOST EVERYONE WAS HOLDING A METAL INSTRUMENT IN THEIR HAND. MY BABES IN GUARD WERE HOLDING 6 FOOT METAL RODS AND THROWING THEM 10 FEET IN THE AIR AND THEY DID NOT STOP. FUCK YOU THOR. FUCK YOU ODIN. BAND/GUARD WILL DIE BY 10,000 VOLTS BEFORE THEY STOP MID SHOW. FUCK YOU WEAK ASS FOOTBALL TEAM, YOU DISGRACE OUR SCHOOL. MUCH DISHONOR.
Btw the opposing football team forfeited that game because they couldn’t handle the levels of intimidation our band had to offer.

eimme:

goddammitkelly:

carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T SCREW AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…

OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.

SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS

AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

eimme
ISNT THIS YOUR SCHOOL

YUP I REMEMBER THAT GAME. I HAD LIKE 6 FRIENDS PLAYING/PERFORMING IN BAND WHEN LIGHTING STRUCK A TREE LIKE 40 FEET FROM THE FIELD. BAND KNOWS BETTER THAN TO STOP FOR SOME FUCKING LIGHTNING. THEY WAITED UNTIL THE FUCKING DRUM MAJORS RAN FOR THEIR LIVES. PROBABLY 30 SECONDS PASSED BEFORE EVERYONE STOPPED PLAYING AND RAN FOR COVER. EVEN THEN THE BAND WAS RELUCTANT. EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AROUND PANICKED LIKE, “We are in danger, but we must not break formation. We can fight the hurricane together. We can win.” YOU GUYS AREN’T IN A FUCKING JAEGER. YOU’RE A HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND. ALSO NOTE MOST EVERYONE WAS HOLDING A METAL INSTRUMENT IN THEIR HAND. MY BABES IN GUARD WERE HOLDING 6 FOOT METAL RODS AND THROWING THEM 10 FEET IN THE AIR AND THEY DID NOT STOP. FUCK YOU THOR. FUCK YOU ODIN. BAND/GUARD WILL DIE BY 10,000 VOLTS BEFORE THEY STOP MID SHOW. FUCK YOU WEAK ASS FOOTBALL TEAM, YOU DISGRACE OUR SCHOOL. MUCH DISHONOR.

Btw the opposing football team forfeited that game because they couldn’t handle the levels of intimidation our band had to offer.